easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

Eastern Whitetails

Eastern Whitetails is the best outdoor YouTube channel ever made!!

Did you watch Eastern Whitetails latest vidja!!

by CowboyBub June 14, 2018

Easter bunny

Someone who serial bar hops in a single night and are really good at acting not drunk so the bartenders will serve them more.

He was a total Easter bunny he literally blackout in the street next to the Rusty Bird Cage.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

easterday

One of the baddest groups around. Can do anything and is just the coolest group of niggas there ever was

Yo have you seen that group of Easterday’s? Their badass niggas

by Niggalas LDN February 28, 2019

easter trail

When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.

"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"

by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019

Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.

Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.

by Zarbees October 23, 2019

Eastern time faggot

A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth

Happy birthday, mark!

We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot

by SpaceKingKong October 29, 2019