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Evan

Evan is a masculine male. He has every girl in love with him and is constantly sweet and honest. He never judges or calls people names. He always forgives, and never wants to hurt someone’s feelings. He cares beyond belief and loves with all his heart. He does everything he is asked and is great at football, basketball, and wrestling. He is tall and handsome and is decent sized in weight. He is great at drumming and is popular but doesn’t know it.
Who is that great drummer up there?

Oh, that’s Evan.
by hvw913 April 23, 2018
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He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan
by emily920 January 11, 2018
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Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017
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Guy 1 : "Hey, is that Evan over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, he likes horse pussy."
Evan : "HORSE PUSSY!"
by ehsoapsdhdhdhdbbdn October 31, 2017
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A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u
“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no

“Ugh he’s being such an evan
by That random one May 13, 2018
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(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
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"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"
by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020
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