English people 

The wisest, most advanced group of people on the planet.

This is due to England's ideal spot on Earth, along with a combination of rich history, flat farming landscapes, varied weather and ideal temperatures.

People living in England have evolved and continue evolving faster than the rest of the world.

The fact the English are on average 10 generations more advanced, subjects them to jealousy, accusations of arrogance, misunderstanding and fascination from the rest of the world.

English people are the seeds to America's success.

English people by Percy Moore January 11, 2010

English people 

English people are people part of the british society. Let me clear things up.
1.Not all English people have bad teeth. Infact, the majority of teens today have perfect teeth because with the NHS, if you're under 16 we get braces for free.
2. Yes, most of us drink a high amount of tea. But not all of us like it, or drink it.(Stereotype).
3. We're not jealous of Americans.
4.We're not all pussies. I'd like to see you got to south london and try and start a fight.
5. Not every one of us hates americans.
6. I know alot of people who are amazing on Xbox.
7. Yes, we swear a lot. I honestly don't see the need for the word 'fuck' used about 5 times in a sentance.
8. We have alot of hot people in this country too.
9. There are many different accents, we're not all posh. I come from the south, so a southern accent can be quite harsh. Like a farmer.
Basically, what I'm trying to get at is if you actually met us you'd realise that we are the exact opposite of what you think we are.

guy1:dude, she's hot.
guy2: I heard she's from England.
guy1: no way! i gotta check that place out.
guy3: I heard there are English people all over the place that look like that!

English people by indrajazzzz December 6, 2011

English Mafia

A group of British gentlement sitting around, drinking tea.

Hey, check out the English Mafia over there. I hope they are enjoying their tea.

English Mafia by bananas180 May 30, 2013

english chunnel 

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

english chunnel by karl hungus February 7, 2005

english toothbrush 

When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.

It was like sticking my dick in a cave; the bucktoothed bitch gave me an english toothbrush.

english toothbrush by sunil and michael March 1, 2007

English Major 

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

English Major by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

english kiss 

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity

English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex

english kiss by rach1234567899 August 3, 2007