When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014
Get the Russian Easter Egg mug.Easter Eggs are hidden links or files coded into software or websites.
In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.
In the end, they are useless gags that programmers include for fun.
Did you find the easter eggs in phantastyk.ca?
No, but I found the easter eggs in Adobe Photoshop 6.0.
No, but I found the easter eggs in Adobe Photoshop 6.0.
by Paul Perreault December 28, 2005
Get the Easter Eggs mug.In Grand Theft Auto Vice City there is a specific ramp, where if you hit it just right on your motorcycle you go through a window in to a room containing an easter egg. In this case the easter-egg is a statue of an actual easter egg.
by Cully October 8, 2005
Get the easter-egg mug.A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
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I seen some easter bunny ass nigga hoppin all up in your yard, so I did you a favor and got his ass got.
by SophisticatedTroll September 8, 2016
Get the Easter bunny ass nigga mug.A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.
Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.
by Kay March 18, 2004
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Mom: Hey Brad eat your dinner.
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...
Brad: Face grimaces in disgust Oh god mom, don't pull an Easter Bread on me...
by Beavoirismygirl March 31, 2010
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