Do the chickens have large tallons?
Have what?
Large tallons!
..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.
Have what?
Large tallons!
..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.
by BeeKaySlacker July 30, 2004
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Napolean: i wish you'd get out a my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: Napolean it looks like you don't have a job so why don't you go feed Tina
Napolean: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
Napolean: i wish you'd get out a my life and shut up!
Uncle Rico: Napolean it looks like you don't have a job so why don't you go feed Tina
Napolean: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!
by Lafawnda May 13, 2005
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The most amazingly crap film ever. Can anyone explain what was so funny. The cast should be put against a wall and shot and as for the director and producers jeez why make this crap
Tedious, boring shite as in I would rather watch paint dry whilst being castrated than watch this film ever again. In fact the day it comes on Sky Digital I will cancel my subscription..
by AndyS September 17, 2005
Get the Napoleon Dynamite mug.The fucking stupidest movie ever produced. So mind-numbingly stupid and pointless that it has been linked to causing cancer in chimpanzees.
Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.
You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.
People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will! Gosh! Hardy har.
Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.
You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.
People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will! Gosh! Hardy har.
Person 1: You actually watched Napoleon Dynamite?
Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh...
Person 1: *Slaps*
Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh...
Person 1: *Slaps*
by Half February 17, 2005
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by Etern1ty February 25, 2021
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NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
by me.1715 January 19, 2005
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Yo greg thought he was next in line to shoot in beer pong, until he realized he had the Dirty Dynamite from the rotten gyro.
by Meatball60 October 23, 2006
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