Durps

retards who think they can play sports

Man, look at those durps, thinking they can woop us.

by jon8908 June 16, 2011

Duddykins Dursley

(1) noun: the wrong asian
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER

Man, so my girlfriend wanted to do something special for me and said I should meet her at the center of this awesome corn maze. But when I got there, I just Duddykins Dursley'd, and now I have no idea what she was going to do. She dumped me a few hours later.

by Ringer of the Bell of Success October 29, 2010

dursh

A term used when one is acting slow or retarded

bob: "Hey sally what color is George Wahingtons white horse?"
sally: "I dont know, maybe brown"
bob: "The horse is white you dursh"

by Samia March 27, 2008

dumsy

Being clumsy, but with your mind. Could also be used to describe being clumsy and drunk at the same time.

I'm feeling a wee bit dumsy this evening

by Brad Jackson July 16, 2008

durts

means the good shit the best at everything that that person does.

ere my man ya not ready 4 my durts(excuse me mister im a better geeza than you)

by skitze April 24, 2007

durse

a purse shaped like a dog or a dog carried like a purse

dude Erin i love your sweet durse!

by cameron mcmasters April 21, 2008

Playing the Drums

When you have three girls on their hands and knees in front of you, naked, ready to take it. You can pick any girl you choose at any time, and can smack all their asses, sort of like playing a very sexual drumset.

Bob: Hey, you see those three girls over there?

Tom: Yeah, they're hot!

Bob: Yeah, when i take them home later, i'm gonna be Playing the Drums!

by sandyclam August 17, 2011