ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch

What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned

by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 4, 2013

ditch banana

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.

Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.

by The ditched banana January 31, 2017

Ditch kitty

Sneads Ferry pussy.Sneads Ferry local girls. Girls who respond to shaking a bottle of pills as if it's a mating call in Sneads Ferry NC

You canalways spot a ditch kitty in Sneads Ferry NC .

by Chassitywanker November 29, 2017

ditch nigga

niggas diggin ditches all they lives, especially because lack of education and knowledge

“Man, they ditch niggas on the side of the road, hope they haven fun”

by pedel December 1, 2017

ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.

Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?

by B Silent March 19, 2018

Ditch Mattress

A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.

Stop being such a ditch mattress.

by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019

Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.

Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!

by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019