Drew

I sexy lad who has a mini dick but is nice with it.

Guy 1: Dang look at the Drew.
Guy 2: I wanna feel that thang in my ass.

by SHifty_nifty May 4, 2023

Drew

Drew likes to play with Rowen’s sack full of balls. Drew is a lot like Rowen but also his complete opposite. Unlike Rowen, Drew actually cares for people. Drew is not racist but he loves to call Nikolas a Racist. Drew is like the evil guy who had a really tragic backstory but Rowen is the evil guy just because he’s an asshole. Drew is a god at Sea of Thieves and i mean he is number one like the best of the best and he will ask you to play with him, yall remember the book “if you give a mouse a cookie” yeah it's sorta like that but reversed you'll be the one asking to play with him more because he is just so cool. You are tiny compared to drew, im honestly surprised he is not the king of the world yet, you should honestly praise drew if you meet him and maybe he’ll play Sea of Thieves with you if your lucky

You're filthy self: um UWU (long nervous pause) can we play sea of thieves later please Drew.

Drew the Giga Chad Sigma male: i’ll see if i can fit you into my schedule later little one.

by snickers06 May 17, 2023

Drew

Drew is a great example of the man your mother wants you to be. He is a athletic and handsome guy. But has a craving for flavoured air. He is a great significant other and treats you like royalty. His penis is massive for his age

Anyone: Drew is so nice , I wish i was like him

Anyone: same

by Ball licker 0000 May 27, 2023

Drew

Drew is a great example of the man your mother wants you to be. He is a athletic and handsome guy. But has a craving for flavoured air. He is a great significant other and treats you like royalty. His penis is massive for his age

Anyone: Drew is so nice , I wish i was like him

Anyone: same

by Ball licker 0000 May 27, 2023

Drew

A person who is indian good looking does his work and is normally Bi-

Drew-If you could jerk yourself off you would

by Geraldo datilis June 9, 2023

Drew

cool guy

Drew is cool.

by cubo1d October 8, 2023

Drew

A sorta ugly some days but seriously fucking sexy/hot/cute skinny white boy who listens to 2000s emo rock, well known metal bands but also unknown metal bands or gay ass EDM and mf crazy frog. Uses the word “bool” or “boolin” to describe “hanging out” Just gives off the impression of shit, farts, tits and ass. Has a very funny, sense of humor and is a very kind yet sarcastic asshole. A weird mf who sleeps in the bathroom on the floor because it’s warm. The type of person who takes an hour and a half shower with Advent Sorrow’s “pestilence shall come” in the background as he’s jerking off. The type of dude who will call anyone with no ass or tits ugly or an average female fat, “jokingly”. will fart the most grossest farts ever. Drew is the type of white boy who can’t even play a whole fucking song on a guitar even tho he owns 4 guitars. is truly forever a 9 year old boy. Sits in a gaming chair drunk off 2 bottles of wine on a Thurs. with no job in a place he can’t even afford wearing Batman underwear f-ing shredding it to rocksmith. Is the type of person who farts constantly and smells majority of the time like rotten eggs or pure shit. Drew is the type of person who will go to the goth club or any club in general after paying a cover fee to get in, but after 10 minutes says he’s anxious and the vibes are bad/or “lame” and wants to leave. A broke ass nigga who always has some sort of bad luck regarding his finances or a job or always has some shit heading to collections.

*sees a honey with a big ass walking in a Walmart parking lot*

Drew: Damn shawty got that GYAT, that GYATDAYUM. I’d marry that woman. Holy shit.

Kai: *doesn’t know how to respond to this*

Drew: Nigga the vibes in this club are off we should leave. I ain’t feeling it

Kai: but we just got here…

Drew: Nigga let’s bool and get drunk and play “guitar” and scam niggas for money instead. I have to pay my tolls and have absolutely no money.

Kai: nigga get a job

by Sparklykaibitchmf October 22, 2023