douche bag

simple minded americans who think that there mercedes will add about an inch to the 1/2 inch dick.

look at this douche bag bet i leave with his girl.

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

douche bag

A bag that holds douche.

1: How much douche is in your bag?
2: This much!(throws douche in 1's face)
3: Ow! My eyes, my eyes!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

douche bag

A complete asshole that sucks at what he is doing, and draws a lot of hate, especially for being ugly.

Chad Henne of Michigan is the biggest Douche bag in the Universe. He is also a pussy.

by TTsuk November 25, 2007

douche bag

Toby beason likes to lick up dirty douche bags.

Oh GOD queen latifa ur douche bag tasted so good.

by PwNED November 1, 2003

douche bag

A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004

douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

douche bag

an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.

my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out

by everyday balloons January 13, 2010