douchay

Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.

Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."

by BryanNixon123 October 27, 2008

douche hammer

King of all douches. All other douches tremble in his presence.

Wow, look at that guy.. what a douche hammer.

by matt musser March 26, 2007

douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).

Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"

by Cockzilla October 9, 2005

douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

by nubman September 19, 2008

douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 24, 2007

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008

Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing

Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.

by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009