donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

donk master

someone who can get bootyy!! and is alaways on donk patrol.

Christian get so much ass hes the fucin donk master!

by kewlwhip November 22, 2010

donk puss

'Donk Puss' is the preferred 'practice vagina' of the young village boys of the Northern Coast of Colombia, 25km north of Cartagena.

It's a donkeys pussy.

"I can't get enough of that sweet Donk Puss"

by BKK Enemy January 20, 2014

donk set

sick beats. absolute tunes. pure fire sounds. heavy bass/house music

gonna have a hefty 5 hour donk set

by Freyfrey February 4, 2018

donk off

A word to describe a elderly lady

That lady is a right donk off

by Dlxox June 29, 2018

Donk with the Flapper

To jiggle the handle of the commode to stop the water from running

“The crapper won’t stop running!!!”

“Did you donk with the flapper????”

by Johnny Dicklegs August 31, 2018

donk't

The word to replace EVERY curse word.

Jimmys a dumb donk't.
Bethany, you stupid donk't.

by Bee_Your_MX March 25, 2022