Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.
by kiliczsh April 15, 2020
Get the digital distancing mug.to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
Get the socially social distancing mug.So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punch mug.A humorous nickname for the Toyota Corona, referencing its name in light of the COVID-19 pandemic and the need for social distancing. The term plays on the idea of keeping a safe distance, much like the car's name suggests.
Ever since the pandemic started, my friends have been calling my old ride the 'social distancing car' because it's a Toyota Corona!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
Get the social distancing car mug.Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 24, 2020
Get the social distancing conversations mug.When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"
Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"
Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"
Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!
Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
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