Disturbed haters

People that hate the band Disturbed. Most of them should be shot and be foreced to watch themselves bleed to death.

Alex-DISTURBED OWNS!
James-STFU Alex they suck Blick-182 own
Alex-Blick-182 fucking sucks

by the ownnage master January 21, 2005

Distributing the peace

Toking up with people , selling marijuana. You are distributing the peace because weed makes people negotiate and come to peace with each other.

Ex1 - OFFICER: Sir, you are charged with distribution of marijuana
DUDE: what? No man, i was distributing the peace!

Ex2 - MOM: Son, were you smoking with those kids up the block?
SON: No , i was distributing the peace with some colleagues.

by Jointabalaballala August 4, 2010

distrext

A text message sent in a time of distress

Hey guys I gotta run, I just got a distrext from my girl.

by pattyF January 16, 2011

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

Emotionally Distant

when you either are too afraid to show your emotions or are afraid to commit to anything.

I’m sorry but i can’t do this, I’m emotionally distant.

by 123momimnotfine July 12, 2018

Lakeview School District

A very shitty school district that's full of pasty white boys who think they're funny.

Lakeview School District has the world's best comedy.

by Milky boob January 27, 2021

daisy's distruction

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up

Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!

by thenotholyone March 27, 2023