disastrophuck

It went from disaster, to catastrophe, to fucking up, to so bad you may as well eat yourself to death

Rick: Will, Dave just broke up with Monica! Now's my chance to...
Will: You'll try and she'll say no, we've been through this before.
Monica: Dave made my life a disastrophuck, how can I cope...
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MONICA. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TELLING WILL WHY HE CAN'T DATE YOU?

by Leon Rhinehart January 4, 2015

disharten

When your pussy or pizza is over

Pizza is over u ARE disharten

by Suck it bitch July 25, 2016

dishwasher titty

the type of boob that is saggy as hell

talias nipple dishwasher titty

by serkgk May 16, 2018

Disgustered

A midpoint of feelings between disgusted and flattered.

Got another creepy DM from a rando today... Feeling pretty disgustered right now.

by Shive_Light February 27, 2019

Disgusters

A word you use to describe your friend while they are eating. A way of saying disgusting.

That is so disgusters ______

by ༒ Akuma ༒ September 16, 2020

dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

Dishwater fuck

The act of pushing a persons head under the water as they are standing at the sink washing dishes, then proceeding to ass fuck them until they stop blowing bubbles, at which point you nut. Used to mean you really dislike someone you find truly fuckable - example AOC

Donnie - “I can’t stand that bitch!”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”

by Ola D the OG January 2, 2022