Prairie Diddling

When a person goes to the bathroom and begins prairie dogging repeatedly until they reach climax

Wife to husband: "Honey you've been in the bathroom a long time, are you Prairie Diddling in there?"

by Citrus McGee October 3, 2024

drop a diddle

To drop a deuce but for pedophiles/molesters. Often used as a way to get at dog fuckers.

I'm gonna drop a diddle!! Diddle deuce!!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Skittle Diddling

Female masturbation

Tanya was caught skittle diddling

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

Diddle boy

Master of diddling and can't be diddled by anyone

You cannot diddle a diddle boy
Only a diddle boy can diddle a diddle boy

by Simsva July 28, 2018

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025

Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon;

The little dog laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.

Can only be used after 15 letter long words with 5 consonants.

I.E. Acknowledgement diddles me hot

by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017