Boob Denial

The first stage of grief for a women trying to come to terms with the size of her chest.

Look at her boobs, she's not wearing a bra! She must have boob denial!

by GalaxySlug November 6, 2020

STD denial

The denial of sexually transmitted diseases.

Chudowski: I get all the girls because I say STDs are a lie made by the government to neuter us.
Nerd: Shut the hell up, STD denial is stupid, because you’re risking your very life to have kids with women unprotected. You can get sick from it, you know?

by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. April 27, 2025

Twink Denial

Someone who refuses Twink status despite meeting all the criteria to be considered a "Twink"

" You're 100 percent a twink, just accept t."

"I'm not a twink, I'm just an average skinny guy."

"You're just in Twink denial dude."

by CompressedKorri March 13, 2025

speed denial

Using call blocker to keep someone from reaching you by phone.

She's really been bugging me lately. She called so often I had to put her on speed denial.

by YahooGuru2u June 11, 2008

penis denial

When a man thinks his penis is smaller than it is.

Man: I have a small Penis
Woman: You’ have penis denial

by feme123 November 16, 2017

Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Covocaust Denial

The insistence, as the death-rate mounts, that the COVID-19 pandemic is a hoax.

The hysteria was ridiculous, as every right-thinking person knew. The so-called 'coronavirus' was just the ordinary flu, had so far killed a tiny handful of people and was exaggerated in a liberal attempt at impeachment part 2. Anyone who called his truth-telling Covocaust Denial was a sore loser. Ask Rush.

by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020