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Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.
You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.
by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022
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Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definitiondefinition
Me: 😀
by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022
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Definitely

Person 1: I definitely hooked up with her.
Person 2: Cool.
Person 3: Are you being sarcastic?
Person 1: Yeah.
by Skyboxfan October 22, 2018
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I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.
I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

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good definition

A definition on UD that can be true, informative, thoughtful, or just downright fucking funny
Look up autistic, erection, and police for good definitions
by Dubiks December 27, 2018
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