Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019

2 am defeat

When you dint go home with someone on a Saturday night so you eat Totinos pizza rolls then jack off because you too horny and depressed to not.

im not coming into work man i had that 2 am defeat.

by Yournothomo February 1, 2021

defecately

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.

"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."

by abritishbank February 3, 2012

Defending The Pilot

Crappy as local band from colorado.
Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.

"I like Defending the Pilot."
"Go listen to some real music."

by DickNixonJr. May 26, 2009

Deciever

n. - A penis that looks really small when flacid but when fully erect is actually very large.

"Johnny's Deciever really widend my vocabulary last night."

by Hawk June 5, 2004

SELF-DEFECATING HUMOR

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humor, self-defecating humor is NOT funny. A joke that bombs like a dump of crap.

Example: A joke about your own foibles that stinks!

Sorry,Man, I hate to admit it, but I like PB&J with bacon even though it always gives me gas. (Your admitting that is self-defecating humor.)

Too much information, Dude!

by sizcruz January 22, 2010

Defenders of the Resolute

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.

We are defenders of the resolute.

by usaf4life August 7, 2009