danish kiss

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back

“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”

“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”

by fuck denmark June 1, 2019

danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.

Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!

by ScottyMate February 1, 2017

Danish Lemonade

When a man urinates into his partner's gaping asshole.

"OMG!!! I forgot he gave me a Danish Lemonade and when I stood up it poured down my legs!"

by Whale Whisperer June 29, 2017

Danil

Some weird kid

Look at that weird kid named danil sitting over there

by Ahhhhhhhh, it’s danil January 11, 2022

Gary Daniels

Jack Daniels and Diet Coke.

One Gary Daniels on ice down here broski.

by Skippin April 24, 2008

Whack Daniels

A Mafia hit that is either complicated or botched completely because of the use of hard liquor.

Bruno: "Those guys-a who nearly killed Jonny Salami last-a night-a were a-completely wasted."

Pasquale: "What-a were they drinkin', Whack Daniels? No wonder they-a missed."

by Squeakee February 25, 2009

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009