cocks-a-daisy

an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.

Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"

Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"

Girl- " yea we all should!"

Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."

by Mr. Splooge April 3, 2010

Daisy johnson

quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger

me: i ship quack

someone: who

me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff

by fitzsbrokenlegs April 11, 2022

daisy blower

A man so retarded they would blow daisys' not a dandelion.

"President Trump is such a daisy blower, he told everyone to drink bleach." - Obama said

by zigzagoons baby February 4, 2022

daisy bell

a smart kind beautiful girl who is strong minded and loving who when you get to know her laughs a lot . she is lots fun to hang out with and loves everything animal .shes always got her friends backs and is not afraid to stand up for whats right

daisy bell is the best person in humanity.

by artycat January 19, 2021

Princess Daisy

Unlike princess peach who rules the mushroom kingdom with an iron fist, Daisy is just a puppet that is used by Luigi to secretly build up an army and over take the mushroom and koopa kingdoms so that he may rule the world.

Princess Daisy was in on the moon landing and Kennedy assassination.

by bob mcbobington August 7, 2008

oopsie daisy

1. something people day when they screw up really really bad
2. the retarded way of saying "ooh shit!"

Oopsie daisy, i pooped in my pants.

by Unknown August 7, 2004

Daisy Dude

Guy who wears short cut-off jean shorts

Look at that guy over there wearing short cut-off jean shorts, he is a daisy dude.

by Jacoby January 2, 2003