daily

a beautiful gangsta ass girl . she’s had her own way of doing things . she’s named after what she does daily .
i wish my name was daily
by maryland lewis January 07, 2018
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daily checkup

The sexual act performed on yourself either by yourself or from someone else to keep you going for the day.
John: Yo where's James?

Jake: I think he's upstairs having a daily checkup.
by Samliv October 19, 2015
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Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'
by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021
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daily dozen

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know
by Fiendy boy August 04, 2016
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daily dozen

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know
by Fiendy boy August 04, 2016
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Shitfart Daily

"you should go listen to my podcast called 'shitfart daily'"
by I love to eat markers July 26, 2024
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 04, 2014
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