The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.

Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>

by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013

the daily

Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.

I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.

by forever__alone February 22, 2011

daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.

Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!

by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011

Dailis

The guy, who thinks is blessed. But the Jesus has left him.

Let's go and have some shots with Dailis.

Let's hope he's still blessed!

by Davinchiiii November 24, 2021

Daily Essentials Shopping

Milkbasket.

Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.

by PunPundyt November 24, 2021

Dailies

Plural - a series of in-game challenges in a video game that can only be completed once a day. The next available 'daily' will be available at the same time the next day (known as 'reset'.) As a reward, the player will receive some type of in-game currency, power, or title

"Hey Brother, want to Raid with me and the boys?" "Sorry, I can't - I'm too busy doing my dailies to get some awesome loot!

by bennok June 15, 2023

pls daily

A request for someone to perform a specific action on a daily basis.

A shortened version of "please do this daily," often used in requests for tasks or actions that need to be performed regularly. The phrase is often used in workplaces, schools, or other environments where recurring tasks or routines are common. It can also be used in personal relationships or household settings.

Walter: "Can you make sure to water the plants every day this week?"
Aaron: "Sure, pls daily!"

Brody: "Hey, can you remind me to take my medicine every day at 9am?"
Garry: "Of course, pls daily!"

by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 April 13, 2023