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douche bag 

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??
douche bag by inelevater October 16, 2010

Douche Bag 

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.
Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.
Douche Bag by LaineAnn June 21, 2011

Douche bag 

called a bill franz or a mike bridson also knowen as a PECKER
Douche bag by frank December 14, 2004

douche bag 

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily
douche bag by LoL October 25, 2003

douche bag 

someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.
douche bag by S-Dub April 15, 2005

douche bag 

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis
douche bag by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008