douche bag

what you are for looking this up.

by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.

by Lindsey Marie :] October 11, 2006

douche bag

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

by Johnny John Johnson March 7, 2004

douche bag

a device to clean your cooter

douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much

by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006

douche bag

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

by Bob November 17, 2004

douche bag

when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded

guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.

by joooooo July 24, 2008

douche bag

a bag that holds the contents of a douche

my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.

by bud race July 10, 2004

douche bag

1. A person (usually male) who thinks he/she is witty and/or cool but really is not.
2. Foley.

1. That guy is such a douche bag.
2. Man, Foley is such a douche bag!

by SSJ Squall01 April 13, 2008