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wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.
hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance
by ptbopete December 1, 2010
mugGet the wobbling distancemug.

long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
mugGet the long distance goateemug.

nose picking distance

Close enough to something or someone that you could pick that thing's nose with little effort, typically used in exaggeration.
by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 6, 2018
mugGet the nose picking distancemug.

Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
mugGet the Social Social-Distancingmug.

Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.
Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
by Jjadfi August 23, 2017
mugGet the Distance-brainmug.

social distancy

When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.
Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???

Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
by lolo.24 November 25, 2020
mugGet the social distancymug.

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