desert crabs

Pubic crabs living on shaved skin

My, what a large infestation of desert crabs you have!

by Anthony Michaels July 14, 2006

Desert Fury

When you nut in a girl's face and then hit her with a handfull of sand.

So the chick got saltly about the nut so I hit her with the Desert Fury and now her eyes are shut.

by That Pizope. October 28, 2008

Desert Lights

A story told in the Australian outback to mislead tourists and gullible fools into believing the desert has atmospheric phenomenon similar to the higher latitude Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis occurring close to earths magnetic poles. Usually followed by an elaborate story of how they saw them once and if you are lucky and vigilant in observation you may be witness them also.

"Fuck off John, how stupid do you think we are? The desert lights are about as real as your supermodel girlfriend no one has ever met or seen. We don't have time for your bullshit stories today."

by Jay2367 May 10, 2019

desert

dry af

man1: Man why is Arizona so dry af
man2: Because its a desert

by AveryAveragePerson January 16, 2021

desert duo

grian and scars duo name :D the skrunkliest guys ever

person 1: " what is desert duo?"
person 2: "grian and scars duo name of course!"
person 3: "OH YEAH!! the skrunkly minecraft guys!"

by cloudsofcherry January 18, 2022

iraqi desert bear

an elusive, endangered, majestic creature that dwells in the unsettled deserts of iraq.

Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"

Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"

Army POG-"No"

Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

ponchos in the desert

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

by Jared (guitarist of ponchos in the desert) February 4, 2008