Desk boy

A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.

"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"

by Rawrgasmo April 17, 2021

Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”

I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.

by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

desk.27

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

by desk.27 November 26, 2021

desk banger

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.

When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.

by The Real Driller August 9, 2023

DESK-TROLLIN

Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.

Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing

by AustinDee March 27, 2022