Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
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(german: me during the maths class test)
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by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023
Get the Ich in der Mathearbeit mug.Nickname for your foolisch sometimes dumb friend. Your can always have a laugh with der Binus complety drunk laying on the floor. He he goes to the club he never controls himself and bangs every one , man women and every kind of gender. All and all der Binus is a refertence for the drunk crackhead Francisco Santos. But can be used as an insult for bad behavior and crackhead attitudes
Look at him completly knoocked out he is a der Binus.
Always banging travestis such a der Binus.
He just got dumped by his sugar daddy siuch a der Binus
Always banging travestis such a der Binus.
He just got dumped by his sugar daddy siuch a der Binus
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He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
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