christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

alcohol delusion

the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!

-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)

the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!

give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!

judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

Delusionalize

When something makes someone, or someone delusional.

1:Her house delusionalizes people. 2: oh dang look at Karen she must have been delusionalized by that car ride. 3: The smell of oranges delusionalizes Her whenever she smells it

by Imakewordsgoodhehe September 15, 2019

Delusionary

People who make being distracted a lifestyle. (also known as cowards or retreatists)

Mike: Did you notice homelessness has gotten out of control? I went to the local park, there are tents. I walked down the street there are tents and structures. I went to the large department, there are college students and working people living out of vehicles. I went to the pharmacy and I saw one impoverished probably homeless man walk up and punched a woman who looked to impoverished or vulnerable herself. This is ridiculous what is happening in the neighbourhood and this city. It's getting worse.

Dave: Did you see the new Marvel Movie?

Mike in his head: I'm going to distance myself from this delusionary and find mature people to connect with.

Mike to Dave: No, I did not, how was it?

Dave: It was good.

Both parted ways and Mike avoids Dave now, because he's not looking for brain rotting interactions or to check out of a reality he cannot handle.

by Jebus12213454 August 13, 2021

delusiona

The state of mind when you are lost in time and space and nothing around you makes any sense because your brain hasn’t processed it yet. This often happens early in the morning or right when you wake up. It’s when the environment around you feels fuzzy and your thoughts are slow.

person a: “ I’m so tired I feel like I have zero brain cells”

person b: “Ah must be that early morning delusiona”

person a: “delusonaaaaaaa”

person b: “delusionaaaaaa”

by flo111bb2003 June 9, 2022

deluginal

adj. Blindly oblivious to a mounting cascade, or deluge, of sensible objections to one’s irrationsl comments or opinions.

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If Olivia thinks that makeup makes her look pretty she is more deluginal than the president.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

Skitzo Delusions

When a skitzo has false beliefs. Bullshit

"Wow, Dave had a lot of skitzo delusions when he tripped on acid."

by SkitzoSafari August 5, 2009