When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.
James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.
by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009
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The state of one's back (or front) deck, when it has been put together under flawless attention to detail. Used to describe one's deck as spotless, or in the image of perfection. It is also commonly used as a standard term of deck cleanliness, and can be used in a derogatory manner when referring to the quality of which other decks fail to meet. tidy deck is also synonymous with dece deck.
(regarding a freshly built tidy deck)
Client: hey man, did your one make this here deck?
Tidy Decker: indeed i did.
Client: WOW. that's a tidy deck if i've ever seen one! how'd you do it?
Tidy Decker: aw you know, just a bit of dece deck supplies and some dece KB's one and Sawatzky's. nothing too out of the ordinary.
Client: I am well pleased.
(neighbours see the backyard deck of a huldamon)
what a shame. looks lousy. shoulda got a tidy deck.
Client: hey man, did your one make this here deck?
Tidy Decker: indeed i did.
Client: WOW. that's a tidy deck if i've ever seen one! how'd you do it?
Tidy Decker: aw you know, just a bit of dece deck supplies and some dece KB's one and Sawatzky's. nothing too out of the ordinary.
Client: I am well pleased.
(neighbours see the backyard deck of a huldamon)
what a shame. looks lousy. shoulda got a tidy deck.
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"Yea, I'm packin.' Lemme go scale dis shit."
"Yea, I'm packin.' Lemme go scale dis shit."
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by Dave buttox May 5, 2004
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To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.
The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.
The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"
"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
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