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When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.
James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.
by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009
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bitches on deck

That you have bitches at the moment .
Ay homie you got bitches on deck ?

Naw bro these bitches be acting up .
by Daddy Gus January 22, 2014
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tidy deck

The state of one's back (or front) deck, when it has been put together under flawless attention to detail. Used to describe one's deck as spotless, or in the image of perfection. It is also commonly used as a standard term of deck cleanliness, and can be used in a derogatory manner when referring to the quality of which other decks fail to meet. tidy deck is also synonymous with dece deck.
(regarding a freshly built tidy deck)
Client: hey man, did your one make this here deck?
Tidy Decker: indeed i did.
Client: WOW. that's a tidy deck if i've ever seen one! how'd you do it?
Tidy Decker: aw you know, just a bit of dece deck supplies and some dece KB's one and Sawatzky's. nothing too out of the ordinary.
Client: I am well pleased.

(neighbours see the backyard deck of a huldamon)

what a shame. looks lousy. shoulda got a tidy deck.
by straightmate June 23, 2010
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on deck

To be in possession of narcotics with intention to distribute.
"Pico, this fool around the corner needs an eightball. You on deck?"

"Yea, I'm packin.' Lemme go scale dis shit."
by GRUA February 15, 2006
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Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise
by gdollar January 3, 2004
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upper deck

When you take the top off a toilet and shit in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe's instead of becoming clean it fill's up with shit..
This dude pissed my off so I gave him the ol' upper deck..
by Dave buttox May 5, 2004
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top deck

Verb: "to top deck".

To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.

The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"

"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
by Top Decker July 20, 2008
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