cyber orphan

The phrase used for the children who can't get their parents/caregivers off the computer/internet.

Mommy i'm hungry, and the mom says let me finish this game. 1 hour later, the mom is still finishing the game, and the kid is still hungry. 5 hours later, still on the computer! That kid has just become a cyber orphan.

by DaMomish December 31, 2010

Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011

Cyber Mutt

An ugly women on a social network site

A Cyber Mutt can be an ugly facebooker

by DomEd January 22, 2011

Cyber-Revolution

A revolution initiated via social networking.

Can you believe that bloodless cyber-revolution toppled that old dictator?

by Blind Assassin June 14, 2011

cyber smack

(n.) 1.when someone virtually smacks you using technology.

-for use when someone is continually being annoying and pissing you off but you have no way of actually inflicting physical harm on them.

-If someone is being an asshole/bitch to you over text, on fb, etc.; feel free to cyber smack them with all your might to put them in their place.

-allows armless ppl to somewhat feel what its like to smack someone.

-can be either forehand, backhand, or no hand.

- haha robin you suck at spelling you retart
- i wish i could smack u right now...consider urself cyber smacked!

by its_batman_bitch March 6, 2011

cyberbattle

A cyberbattle is a battle of the wits conducted via the internet, where the party that proposes the cyberbattle is never the victor.

Jimmy: Hey do you want to have a cyberbattle?
Joe: yeah
Jimmy: Wow. I just lost.

by jimmydr0015 March 30, 2011