cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.

"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."

by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018

Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people

John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer

by Fluforon January 28, 2019

CattaBootyLicker

A gay or bisexual person who licks bootys and has no problem giving anal sex but nothing else

Ramon is a CattaBootyLicker.

Last night he dm me and came to my house and ate my bit and sucked my dick

by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... April 23, 2019

Catting

To laze in the sun, napping like a cat.

"I was catting yesterday...perfect weather for it. It was so relaxing."

by Ceejay21 March 22, 2020

Cattle Chute

concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle

The cattle chute on highway 100 was so long.

by dumptruckunclesam August 29, 2021

cattorious

cattorious - an animal/ person who is curious like a cat

He is just a cattorious. Don't mind him.

by LakinduK September 5, 2021