The most wonderful amazing stunning thing known to man and i love him he’s my baby he's mine!!! I love him so much and he is the most lovable thing ever in existence he is too perfect. He is just the epitome of awesomeness.
by Slayful Human May 30, 2023
The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 13, 2025
Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.
past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
by headofcurtis November 03, 2022
A Furry Creature Wears a Blue Shirt with Red Circle with Yellow Outline That He Can Play And Have Fun. He’s a Melmacian Brother.
This is Curtis Shumway
by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018
That guy's livin like a Curtis.
by Curtis Curtis Curtis November 24, 2021
A person that recovers from everything bringing them down.
He's unstoppable! He's a Curtis!
by Fretlessone July 15, 2022
Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
by Blockbuster 69 November 22, 2021