by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 10, 2003
Closing the curtains is an action.
When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
Masturbation Lust Curtains
When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.
Masturbation Lust Curtains
*Someone comes in the door*
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"
by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014
by funnymick June 24, 2006
In wrestling, this is the term for the match that goes in-between two big storyline enders, to calm the crowd down. Also referred to as a buzzkill match.
Randy Orton vs. Mick Foley
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
Hurricane & Rosey vs. La Resistance <--
HBK vs. Triple H vs. Chris Benoit
by CM Oreo May 27, 2004
A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.
by madhatter951 March 29, 2012
The part of the western USA where the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is most prevalent, especially the states of Utah, Idaho and Wyoming. Taken from the term "Iron Curtain" coined by Winston Church to describe the formerly communist Eastern European nations.
by LudwigVan February 22, 2004
Enlarged, droopy inner cunt lips that have the tendency to hang way outside the region of comfort and caused malfunctions during insertion of cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, and other miscellaneous products.
by Pink Jelly Bean November 17, 2004