A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE
Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE
Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010
Get the Painus Cupcakemug. A guy who dropped out of college started with nothing and now has one of the best online clothing stores and 2 stores in los angeles and boston. Makes cute original shirts for guys, girls and now Kids.
by Ally(: October 27, 2008
Get the Johnny Cupcakesmug. An inspirational woman who went from living behind a Dumpster to becoming a top San Fransisco lawyer.
by Angelacia July 18, 2007
Get the cupcake brownmug. Straight women who are aroused by other women's breasts. Just as the best part of a cupcake is the frosted top, they prefer the top portion of a woman's body, only.
by grapefruit lovah December 7, 2010
Get the Cupcake lesbianmug. Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....
by Murtuza June 6, 2021
Get the Edp's Cupcakemug. Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.
by Dana C February 17, 2008
Get the nipple cupcakesmug. Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.
Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..
Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..
Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?
Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..
Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?
Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.
by major_overlord August 20, 2013
Get the Bavarian Cupcakemug.