Cunact

To perform a cunt act on someone, a low selfish dog act.

Ex. I can't believe he stole that old blokes gopher and drove it into the river, what a Cunact !!!!

by Des Troyer June 22, 2013

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.

“Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”

by Labrith November 26, 2017

Cuntatonic

The mental state of any person who accepts all PC diktats without question, attempts by any means to rewrite the past to prove their ideology is correct and those who do not agree are beyond the pale. To strive to betray your own kind all the time because you have a guilt complex or some such shit. To further your own ends by joining whatever crusade against whatever is current. To place ideology above reason and common sense in every case exception being if your financial position may be put at risk. Get the picture?

Pointless proposing that solution; been Cuntatonic since being elected.

by SpearOfEndings June 22, 2018

Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Cuntacular

A backhanded compliment to be given to a woman who looks hot, but is a total cunt.

"Did you see Ashley's new boob job?" "Yeah, now she looks cuntacular!"

by 6th Hour Study Hall November 19, 2013