Good man Cuban

When you put your cock into someone’s bum and then take it out and someone smells it like It was as a Cuban cigar, taking in the flavour.

I pulled a good man Cuban on my misses last night. It was epic.

by Deathbum September 6, 2020

Cuban Foot Crisis

The act in which a female sits on a males face with her legs bent in a 90 degree angle facing towards the male genitalia. The female will then proceed to give a foot job until both parties finish.

My girlfriend looked at me shocked and confused when I asked for a Cuban Foot Crisis.

by AnonymousV800 July 11, 2020

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

cuban slip and slide

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.

Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.

by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013

Cuban Bow Tie

Similar to the Cuban Necktie, with the same slit across the neck below the jawline, except the tongue is tied in a knot like a bow tie, rather than left hanging like a necktie.

1.) They thought that they had seen it all, even the Cuban Necktie, but this took it to the next level. In the bloody mess of the man they could identify his tongue, tied in what looked like a bow tie..

2.) Dude have you heard of the Cuban Bow Tie?

Yeah man that shit's fucked up!

by Zacharias will fuck you up October 4, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis

1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.

Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

by Fearman September 7, 2007

Cuban smear campaign.

A sex act involving forceful, anal sex where the male is on top with the female's knees placed beside the ears. The force of the thrusting pushes the female along the floor/bed/sex platform using the lubrication produced to slide her along on her back. The streak lends to the "smear" terminology, the color of the naturally produced lubricant lending the "Cuban".

I saw a Porno last night where some hung dude ran a 100 yard "Cuban smear campaign." on a drunk bitch.

by Jerseywigger September 16, 2009