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crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.
i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.
by big balls ben May 15, 2010
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crying child blueycapsules

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p
have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker
by Vincey Toes June 2, 2022
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cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.
With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.
by ©m® May 5, 2006
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For Crying Out Loud

A Pop Punk/Screamo band from Cape Cod, MA, sometimes referred to as '4COL.'
Fan 1: Hey, dude! Did you catch that 4COL show last weekend?
Fan 2: Yeah, bro! 'For Crying Out Loud' kicks ass!
by caribou4colfan June 7, 2009
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Crysis

An overly-hyped game that will let down masses of spastic geeks that have been nerdgasming over it for a very long time.
It will ultimately cause the suicide of a teenager named roy who will realize that it is rubbish meant to be fed to ferrets.
Some unsuspecting innocent person says crysis.
A horde of nerds echo the name in such a decibel that poor person who uttered the name would think that they were at the super bowl. They would then realize that it's a horrible game because only a bunch of random people care about it. and EA made it. double whammy.
by Mr. Magoon November 29, 2007
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crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic
Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat
by Dirtyred April 30, 2007
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Crying Man

1. Immediately following sex the male rolls to the side of the female, curls up into the fetal position, and begins to start "crying" making the female extremly uncomfortable and questioning his manhood and if she ever wants to see the male again.

2. During sex the male begins to "cry" resulting in the female questioning his manhood, why she is sleeping with him, and if she will ever want to see him again.
Jim: Did Sean get rid of that annoying bitch he hooked up with last week.

Dave: No, not yet but tonight he is going to do the Crying Man. She probably wont want to see him or talk to him ever after that.

Sally: What happend with Mike? I thought you had a thing for him
Jane: I did, but then he started crying after we had sex. It made me so uncomfortable that I cant even look at him now.
by Scottie Wilks September 22, 2008
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