To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off
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Half-Life (1), Half-Life 2, Half-LIFE... Alyx. Portal (1), Portal 2... Aperture Desk Job. VALVe ain't counting to 3.
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Get the Counting to 3 mug."Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.
Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"
"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"
"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"
"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
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Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
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