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Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off
Dave crunped his girlfriend

Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.
by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025
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Crusting

When your partner stops wiping for weeks on end, leaving a build up for you to enjoy eating at a later date. (Front and/or Back).
My Grandmother has been "crusting" for 20 years! I can't Wait to taste it!
by Bobson Friesburg April 16, 2025
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Counting to 3

The ONE thing VALVe can't do.
Half-Life (1), Half-Life 2, Half-LIFE... Alyx. Portal (1), Portal 2... Aperture Desk Job. VALVe ain't counting to 3.
by B1SCR0W January 30, 2026
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Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025
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Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
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bungee cunting

the act of pulling a tampon out of a menstrating vagina with his / her mouth
tom is bungee cunting mellissa right now !
by brian harber January 15, 2012
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rabbit counting

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.
Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.
by Muzz444 April 30, 2014
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