crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

Craughing

This shit means when you are crying so hard and laughing like a bitch at the same time.

Girls start craughing when they see 5 Seconds of Summer and One Direction

by callieisapenguin June 16, 2014

cotching

any action performed when you are utterly battered. usually finding an interesting place to sleep

man, look at dave cotching in the cupboard

by jaytabron December 3, 2007

Crushing

The act of crushing another person; as in, to call someone's name from a hidden or obscure location, watching in amusement as they look around to see who called their name, and laugh at their stupidity when they don't figure it out. Derived from "crushing" someone's ego.

-Hey John!
-*John turns around multiple times, and continues walking*
-John, that was me...I just crushed you.
-Aw, you're so good at crushing me every time.

by KShelton January 28, 2009

Crushing face

The act of winning, usually multiple times in a row. Often in the context of a videogame.

Wow, I am really crushing face at Starcraft today. I just got promoted!

Rich crushes face at online scrabble. He never loses.

by Yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso April 8, 2012

stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019

chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

by zomgPeterson September 28, 2008