Wetzels Crossaint

A male crosses his legs and shits down his mates throat, like a pretzel while the mate is shoving a crossaint up their Anus.

Damn man, me and Rebecca tried the Wetzels Crossaint last night.

by Jeebus1217 November 1, 2020

paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.

I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.

by Uncle and Stevie September 29, 2023

Cossintan

a person who lacks basic info. on an event.

Person A: I keep hooking my shot (golf)

Person B: Maby you should hit harder?

Person A: Shut up! You're such a cossintan!

by wikywhat April 4, 2009

Croissant Shop

A location or establishment (usu. a club or bar) that is full of crusty women.

A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."

B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"

by rajx September 17, 2010

crossing the beams

1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.

joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.

jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.

joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS

by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011

crossfatter

A crossfitter who doesn't prescribe to the traditional crossfit diet.

Crossfitter: "Check out that chunky dude do muscle ups!"
Crossfitter 2: "He's a crossfatter."

by Tigerswan February 13, 2014

crossatch

A man who always brags about how big his testicles/balls are.

"Yesterday,John was being such a crossatch!"

by Bungieooh4a December 19, 2014