Crowder critter

Stupid/ghetto people that go to crowder Mississippi to get wasted/high or anything like that

Look at that crowder critter over there

by Notacrowdercritter January 7, 2024

Bourne Criteria

Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.

I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.

by Gordy W. November 19, 2023

Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig

Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao

by UrLocalLesbian February 13, 2024

smiling critters

A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)

S-M-I-L-E everyday! Smiling critters!

by ^^CooKieZ!^^ March 29, 2024

Apple Crittermunt

Delectable limited time sweet treat from TacoBell with empanada exterior and apple pie filling.

I want some Apple Crittermunts for desert after this!

by Gutnis March 8, 2025

lampshade critter

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.

person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!

by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018