Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008

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Horrible, disgusting facial movement

Rob, you are so Crater.jpg

by Tyler October 21, 2003

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Crazed Prophet

An unstable individual that aspires to preach to its victims. Their are many Crazed Prophets that are seen today.

Sewer Prophets.
Phrophets of Tongues.
Prophets of doom.
Prophets of cheese and other various dairy products.

Victim: "Oh shit i think its a Crazed Prophet... OH SHIT GET OUT OF HERE"

Crazed Prophet of Tongues: "Eruagh! Blagar Blagar toom gap! Eck tu mananana!"

by Louis Green November 25, 2005

crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

Cum crazed

The high one experiences following an orgasm. Typically exhibited with excessive talking, optimism, odd behavior, and general upbeatness.

Yeah, we f-ed then she got all cum crazed and cleaned the entire house in like 5 minutes.

by cashwatson July 15, 2011

African Forest Crater

Slang for a women's hairy, smelly, loose, un-washed, constantly masturbated vagina.

Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick

by halla3 July 21, 2011