Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."
by raphenzie December 14, 2008
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Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.
Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.
Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.
Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*
by Gard Garr February 1, 2009
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by Chocolate City All Stars October 20, 2006
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A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.
"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."
by helium_raven September 10, 2005
Get the cosmic forces mug.Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.
by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016
Get the cosmic joke mug.like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger
Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger
by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008
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