it is a group of prospers that cyber bully and attack people displaying beliefs online and in real life
by Andy Erire August 31, 2017
Get the Chris's army of conservatives mug.“I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I care about people but not enough to see them cared for on a systemic level.”
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Get the Socially Liberal, but Fiscally Conservative mug.Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
"What's the diagnosis Doc?"
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"
"Yes."
"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"
"Yessir!"
"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"
"That's right."
"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"
"Absolutely."
Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."
Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"
"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
by Burton Wilhelm McCloud April 23, 2014
Get the white conservative christian derangement syndrome mug.1. An ultra conservative is someone on the far extreme end of the right. They all tend to be pro life, pro rich, and of course pro religion(that is christianity). The modern day GOP consists largely of ultra conservatives.
2. A modern day threat to human rights.
3. Everyone at Fox News.
4. Highly against Gay Marriage
2. A modern day threat to human rights.
3. Everyone at Fox News.
4. Highly against Gay Marriage
The year 2028...
"Man did you know back in the day people retired at 65, abortions were legal, the old were taken care of through this thing called medicade, evolution, not inteligent design was taught as science, and evryday citizens had rights."
"Wow that sounds like a fantastic story, fiction of course, but great at any rate. No ULTRA CONSERVATIVE could live in a world like that!"
"Man did you know back in the day people retired at 65, abortions were legal, the old were taken care of through this thing called medicade, evolution, not inteligent design was taught as science, and evryday citizens had rights."
"Wow that sounds like a fantastic story, fiction of course, but great at any rate. No ULTRA CONSERVATIVE could live in a world like that!"
by bobbybomb December 27, 2011
Get the Ultra Conservative mug.During the 2019 General Election, many traditional labour voters came to their senses and voted for The Conservatives.
by Malhomme November 26, 2020
Get the The Conservatives mug.Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.
by tradesman June 1, 2004
Get the conservative bias mug.Someone who falls on the "right" end of the political spectrum.
In the United States in particular, a person who cherishes the religious freedom said nation is founded upon, is hated for thinking differently from people who profess "open-mindedness" to the point of being dismissed from employment and educational institutions, and who aren't afraid to work for their own living nor to actually defend their freedoms.
One who opposes the erosion of society from psychologically destructive substances and relationship-destroying sexual promiscuity.
One who opposes freeloaders and election-rigging.
In the United States in particular, a person who cherishes the religious freedom said nation is founded upon, is hated for thinking differently from people who profess "open-mindedness" to the point of being dismissed from employment and educational institutions, and who aren't afraid to work for their own living nor to actually defend their freedoms.
One who opposes the erosion of society from psychologically destructive substances and relationship-destroying sexual promiscuity.
One who opposes freeloaders and election-rigging.
Rachel: Mike is always on time, he always gets the job done, and he hasn't called me at 3 in the morning to pick him up from a bar or bail him out of jail! How can I make the rest of my employees like that?
Steven: Well, if they were conservative like him, they would be.
Steven: Well, if they were conservative like him, they would be.
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