Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
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Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
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Get the The Geneva Convention mug.The ultimate cheat code for physics: turning anything into anything else with 100% efficiency and zero waste. This isn't recycling; it's the literal, atom-by-atom deconstruction of a pile of garbage and its perfect reassembly into a steak dinner, a diamond, or a starship part, using the exact same raw material (E=mc² energy requirements notwithstanding). It’s the replicator from Star Trek, the endpoint of nanotechnology, and the death knell for all scarcity-based economics. If you have energy and a matter source (like, say, random asteroids), you have everything.
*Example: "The colony ship doesn't carry spare parts; it has a lossless matter conversion bay. A broken thruster gets fed in, the atoms are scrambled, and out comes a new thruster, a medical kit, and a fresh batch of coffee, all from the same base matter. It just costs a solar system's worth of energy to run."
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Get the Lossless Matter Conversion mug.The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
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