Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

by Rhiblue July 16, 2018

AMSA Convention

When a bunch of amsa students get together at the Upper / Lower school cafeterias or ForeKicks (you know, the soccer facility) to talk about cool stuff like plagiarism, screen time, or ACTing.

"aaron lloyd fuller is really excited about the AMSA Convention tomorrow."
"Yeah, he's giving a speech about the glorious nature of the Roman peoples."

by person682962893672674628374923 November 11, 2018

Diminutive convention

When you can't be bothered to name your variable meaningfully so you u use the first thing that comes to your mind. Usually diminutive. This convention is not yet widely acknowledged

A: Hey, why is your instance of java Calendar called "smallCalendar"
B: Bro don't you see it's inside the for loop?!
A: Oh it's the diminutive convention, sorry

by Perkela April 8, 2021

Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 29, 2021

Anime Conventions

Where anime lover go there for cosplays and other stuff. The groups of people include Teen Girls, Cosplayers and Weebs.

Hell nah I aint goin to any Anime Conventions!

by CG's Dictionary February 20, 2022

Unholy Confessions

A really good song by avenged sevenfold

"Dude did you listen to unholy confessions yet?"
"No you fucking metal nerd."

by Synyster Gates. September 3, 2023