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Italian Cannon

When a man inserts fried meatballs (must be made by a nonnie or grandmother) into a woman's vagina and forces her to "fire" them at his mouth.
EX:
Justin: "I shoved those meatballs into my girl's pussy and she popped them at my face."
Dustin: "Dude, was she Italian?"
Justin: "Yeah! It was an Italian Cannon!"
by J3S5U5 November 30, 2014
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Weiner Connoisseur

1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.
Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.
by Xxxcammyalvaxxx May 16, 2018
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Pillow Connoisseur

A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.
A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.
by PhallusyFallacy December 8, 2019
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bt cannon

A bt cannon is an opener/strategy in tetris, which is a tsd followed up by a tst, then a c spin, then possibly a perfect clear end. While not as useful in versus games, it is definitely op in blitz/ultra mode
"i got 200k+ score in tetr.io blitz just by doing bt cannon"
by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021
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Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.
Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.
by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021
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Chode Cannon

An ancient device that was used to cleanse entire battlefields full of people. None may ever truly fathom the chode cannons true power but to even comprehend just 5% of it would make the common man go mad. In the end the chode cannon will eradicate soy from existence.
by Dura San Gi April 5, 2023
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Stuff the Cannon

This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.

Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.

Wade: Jesus

Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.

Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.

Dick: You said it man
by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009
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