a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences sexual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.
A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.