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Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
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Comedy

The art of being funee.
Bill: Comedy, more like FUNEE JOKE.
Everyone: Haha funee joke I would consider that man a comedy man.
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Comedy

Ax.
Ax photoshopped Lin Manuel Miranda and Antrew tate on babies. Comedy.
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comedy camp

A place for unfunny niggas to go until they become funny
Taylor deserves to rott in comedy camp forever
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Comedy Goose

A name given to someone whose personality has no real difference from that of a goose of comedy; if you were to write an autobiography, said person could easily be switched out for a comic-relief goose.
"Ryan is a comedy goose, all he does is squak and lay metaphorical eggs."
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Comedy Accent

A Comedy Accent is a certain voice you use during jokes.
Guy: "And then I was like" *starts talking like Skeletor* "Among us!"
Guy 2: "Bruh what was that voice"
Guy: "It's a Comedy Accent"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "It's just the type of voice I use when I'm telling jokes"
Guy 2: "Oh, cool"
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Comedy

Hljeb
A: Hljeb

B:bro that's comedy
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