Weed coma

To smoke alot of weed and to sleep it off

Oh shit bro we just smoke a shit ton of weed and fell in to a weed coma

by Pummpipussoutta May 29, 2019

post-nut coma

the condition of lethargy and stupidity a man often experiences after busting a nut.

Jim tried to hold a conversation with his wife after they had sex, but his post-nut coma prevented him from saying anything intelligent - and from focusing on anything his wife had to say.

by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011

Comady

- The feeling of being so 'not-amused' that you might just slip into a coma.

- When comedy just ain't comical.

Donna: I watched this Billy Connolly stand-up DVD with my brother and I was so bored. I nearly slipped into a comady!
Martha: Really? I think Connolly is good for laughs, except sometimes I find what he says to be a little incomprehensible.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

Comancheros

Men who like to wear matching jumpers

Why are those men wearing matching jumpers? They are the Comancheros son.

by Grumpy Mia April 18, 2014

compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, droid also follows upward to 20 other fan pages, including those who roleplay the characters from the game.

person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing

by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021

compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, they also follow upwards to 20 other pages that include roleplayers of certain DBH characters and other fan pages.

person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing

by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021

commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).

Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?

by Dietrich September 3, 2007